1. The Nature of the Beast
2. BLOODSPORT
3. St. Patrick's Day: The True Meaning
4. In League with Satan
5. Adios Joey!
6. Fishin for Crappie
7. My Kick Ass Bike
8. Bye, Bye, Whiskey High
9. What Kinda Bug’re Yew, Dumb Bug?
10. Touring, Touring, Is Never Boring?
10.5 the BUZZSAWYER / Yins Say Y'all tour diary
11.World War III
12. FEAR
13. Me and Eddie Van Halen: A True Story
14. The Origin of Halloween
15. Hayseed Dixie
16. the greyhound zone
17. Bourbon, Fire and the Eternal Ahhhh
18. You Nailed Him Right in His Mind!!!
19. Pittsburgh Football
20. sloov in san francisco
21. sloov in san francisco, Part 2- Energy Poetry and Chinatown
22. Rock ‘n’ Wrestling
23. That’s Entertainment!
24. Planning a birthday party
25. SHOW REVIEW
26. SHOW REVIEW
27. The Road to Independence

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His Philosophy

Wooo!!!  What's up mo'fo???  I'm in Wichita KS right now.  We're staying with this girl who has crazy ass different rooms and a fully stocked bar and it's 5:30 AM central time and I refuse to sleep.  She has a huge house with different themed rooms and a fully stocked tiki bar.  Whiskey is her name - she's this 21 year old kid who's an artist and she's is damn good.  She's done shows and tours around and was at heavy rebel.  Her house is fuckin mind blowing.  Every room out of the 15 or so rooms has a theme to it.  Anyway.  Here publish this fucking letter in Yinz say.  When I get back I'll compile an article a day or I'm thinking twice a week for the tour journal. Just go ahead and cut and paste this fuckin email and put it all up there.  This is our first real tour.  I mean none of that 2 weeks shit.  I have a journal and letters to joann which I will compile for a goddamn series of 814 articles.  I'll do like 2 a week.  I hope to see you in Pittsburgh - what am I talkin you will be there you varmit!!!   You will be there!!!  Stephen H Christ is partying at his casa after in Avalon so the word is.  I have to see the family before.  The road is phenominal with all the landscape of driving through the desert and it's heat and the colorado Rockies and the huge swells of rock and in and out of tunnels and the flatness immediately after Denver heading east (and oh I forgot the majestic storm in the flat lands of Texas where you could see the storm from as far as the eye can see in all it's flatness - but the storm with millions of colors and me and Nick our roadie noticing the double rainbow with Vee drivinig and Matt half awake and the double rainbow subsiding into a single line of rainbow like this === and ROY G BIV shining down in a single square patch of yellow light onto the west Texas desert and the rest of the atrmosphere is it's on color so that the yellow patch of light looks like something out of the X files.  And anyway I thought of the land as a slow moving ocean.  And in slow I mean over thousands of years while in comparisoin the ocean does the same thing in a matter of half a day with it's calm water and little waves and then waves big enough to surf on and then huge swells such as the Appalacians and then the enourmous, monstorous, gigantic seawalls of the rockies.  Humans are so fast and the mountains so slow and contemplative that they can cut through it like a surfer can surf the waves of the coast or a skater can skate the waves of the city landscape.  That's just being a human there.  Cutting through nature.  But there's the American landscape I'm talking about.  It's a huge wave all across and it's vast and tumultuous and great.  And here it is September 11 right and maybe that's why I cant sleep but should and I'm here almost smack dab in the middle of the country and we're wandering really all over the place, getting as drunk as possible and being as fucking American as we can, trying to live out Freedom (hahaha while digging myself deeper into the debthole) and when our show tomorrow comes in Kansas City, I'll not tolerate any false network remembrances but I'll be playing the fucking sounds of freedom out in some small dive in Kansas City, and hopefully there's 20 people there to see us and know it.

See you in Pittsburgh.

-Sloov

show reviews
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